[Scene #61]
Woman : Oh, look, everyone, it's Uncle Jamie.
Kids : Hi, Uncle Jamie!
Jamie : Yes, oh, splendid. It's lovely to see you all. And, er... I'm off, actually.
Woman : But Jamie, darling.
Jamie : Sorry. Man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
Kids : I hate Uncle Jamie! I hate Uncle Jamie. I hate Uncle Jamie.
(Jamie goes outside and gets a taxi)
Jamie : Gatwick airport, please. As fast as you can.
[Scene #62]
Karl : Night, Sarah.
Sarah : Night, Karl.
Karl : I, er... Merry Christmas.
Sarah : Merry Christmas.
Sarah : (feeling useasy, calls her brother) Hi, babe, how's it going?
Yeah. Is it all party, party, party down there?
[Scene #63]
Daniel : Sam, time for dinner.
Sam : I'm not hungry.
Daniel : Sam, I've done chicken kebabs.
Sam : Look at the sign on the door. (plays the drum)
<I SAID-I'M NOT HUNGRY>
Daniel : Right.
[Scene #64]
(Sarah let her brother wear a muffler)
Sarah's brother : It's a little long.
[Scene #65]
(Bell rings)
Juliet : I'll get it. (opens the door and see Mark) Oh, hi.
Peter : Who is it?
'SAY IT'S CAROL SINGERS'
Juliet : It's carol singers.
Peter : Give them a quid and tell them to bugger off.
(song)
♪ Silent night ♪ Holy night ♪ All is calm ♪ All is bright
♪ Round yon virgin ♪ Mother and child ♪ Holy infant ♪ So tender and mild ♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪ Silent night
♪ Holy night ♪ Shepherds quake ♪ At the sight... ♪
MARK’S CARD
<WITH ANY LUCK BY NEXT YEAR
I’LL BE GOING OUT WITH ONE OF THESE GIRLS
BUT FOR NOW, LET ME SAY WITHOUT HOPE OR AGENDA
JUST BECAUSE IT’S CHRISTMAS
(AND AT CHRISTMAS YOU TELL THE TRUTH)
TO ME, YOU ARE PERFECT
AND MY WASTED HEART WILL LOVE YOU
UNTIL YOU LOOK LIKE THIS…(picture of a mummy)>
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
Juliet : Merry Christmas.
(Ma rk walks down the street, and Juliet runs and kiss him)
Mark : Enough. Enough now.
